This one’s a cracker.

As news in our industry goes, this story is a corker. You’re not going to believe it when I tell you. Seriously, it’s totally going to blow your mind. You’re going to want to tell everyone when you find out, so read on. You might want to be sitting down first though, so make yourself comfortable and get ready. Maybe make a cup of tea first. I’ll wait… No really, go on. Make one. I’ll have one too. Strong, but don’t hold off on the milk. I know that sounds oxymoronish, but it’s not. Weak tea is weak tea. Strong tea with a generous splash of milk is the refreshment of royalty.

As news in our industry goes, this story is a corker. You’re not going to believe it when I tell you. Seriously, it’s totally going to blow your mind. You’re going to want to tell everyone when you find out, so read on. You might want to be sitting down first though, so make yourself comfortable and get ready. Maybe make a cup of tea first. I’ll wait… No really, go on. Make one. I’ll have one too. Strong, but don’t hold off on the milk. I know that sounds oxymoronish, but it’s not. Weak tea is weak tea. Strong tea with a generous splash of milk is the refreshment of royalty.